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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5275 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
