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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3091 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.