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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2345 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
