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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4688 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 935 | Animals Bred: | 174 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.