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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 328 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2960 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.