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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7521 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.