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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 769 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 281 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.