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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.