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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3375 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 97 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 7179 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.