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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2279 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.