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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4052 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.