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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9122 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.