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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1541 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.