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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6001 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.