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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2943 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3023 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
