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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6405 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.