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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2711 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.