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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9791 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
