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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4633 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
