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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6786 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 430 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.