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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9286 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.