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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 125 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.