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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5217 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.