ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	432
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6388
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	207	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	277	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	183
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Enchantments Applied:	158
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft

Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

The description of the server server “Survival without PVE PVP mods” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticServer.Us.To

bookbag system, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Discord, Factions, KitPvP, MysticServer.Us.To, planet minecraft, Progressable Skills, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Sell_ox., Semi Vanilla, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

MysticServer Overview

Features
OG Factions server revamped
No Pay-to-Win
No OP items
No Crazy Mods
Crossplay Compatible
Respawnable Ender Dragon
Progressable Skills
Bookbag System
Unique Banking System
Semi-Vanilla
KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Join the community and check it out, we’d love to have you join! 😀

IP: MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

What is MysticServer?

MysticServer is an OG Factions server revamped with no Pay-to-Win features, no OP items, and no Crazy Mods. It features quality of life improvements like turning off chorus fruit, adding damage to bedrock, and combat tagging.

What are some unique features of MysticServer?

Some unique features include Crossplay compatibility, a Respawnable Ender Dragon, progressable skills, a bookbag system, a unique banking system, and more. The server aims to stay Semi-Vanilla to keep the classic Minecraft feel.

Are there other gamemodes available on MysticServer?

Yes, there are other gamemodes available such as KitPVP, Creative (Plotworld), SMP (Survival), and more coming in the future.

How long has MysticServer been in development?

The server has been in development for 10 years, with attention to detail, balance, and well thought out features. The server is constantly being upgraded, bugs fixed, and improvements added to ensure a lag-free experience.

How can I contact the server owner for questions?

You can reach the server owner on Discord @ Sell_ox

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	337	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2992
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	7853	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	7877
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Potions Brewed:	174	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!