ChillCraft SMP – “Calm Down, It’s Just Minecraft SMP”

19 cm, Boyfriend, Calm, calm down, Chillcraft, cock size, EASY, Experience, first time, fucking, funny, girl, intimate encounter, Intuitive, judgment, Massive, meeting in person, meeting up, Minecraft, sex, sexual encounter, size perception, smp, Virgin

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Votes:	2679	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3096	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is bigger and better in person! Just like how your boyfriend’s cock looked massive in person, our builds and creations will blow your mind. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where even the smallest block looks massive.

And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	194
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Votes:	9466
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	4536	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	771
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Potions Brewed:	98	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	140

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mines Excavated:	3816
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

💜 survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 server minecraft

Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

The description of the server server “Survival without PVE PVP mods” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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MysticServer.Us.To

bookbag system, Creative, Crossplay Compatible, Discord, Factions, KitPvP, MysticServer.Us.To, planet minecraft, Progressable Skills, Respawnable Ender Dragon, Sell_ox., Semi Vanilla, smp, Unique Banking System

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	3945	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

MysticServer Overview

Features
OG Factions server revamped
No Pay-to-Win
No OP items
No Crazy Mods
Crossplay Compatible
Respawnable Ender Dragon
Progressable Skills
Bookbag System
Unique Banking System
Semi-Vanilla
KitPVP
Creative (Plotworld)
SMP (Survival)

Join the community and check it out, we’d love to have you join! 😀

IP: MysticServer.Us.To

FAQ

What is MysticServer?

MysticServer is an OG Factions server revamped with no Pay-to-Win features, no OP items, and no Crazy Mods. It features quality of life improvements like turning off chorus fruit, adding damage to bedrock, and combat tagging.

What are some unique features of MysticServer?

Some unique features include Crossplay compatibility, a Respawnable Ender Dragon, progressable skills, a bookbag system, a unique banking system, and more. The server aims to stay Semi-Vanilla to keep the classic Minecraft feel.

Are there other gamemodes available on MysticServer?

Yes, there are other gamemodes available such as KitPVP, Creative (Plotworld), SMP (Survival), and more coming in the future.

How long has MysticServer been in development?

The server has been in development for 10 years, with attention to detail, balance, and well thought out features. The server is constantly being upgraded, bugs fixed, and improvements added to ensure a lag-free experience.

How can I contact the server owner for questions?

You can reach the server owner on Discord @ Sell_ox

Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7800	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Votes:	2087	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	4684
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	4169	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.