Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6734

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ores Mined:	8058	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	8221	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	858836	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	76	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	500535
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9527	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	629	Dragon Eggs Found:	6174
Towns Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	209635	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.