Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9557

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9359	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8438	Emeralds Found:	3260
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!