Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Enchantments Applied:	245	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Potions Brewed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!