Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Potions Brewed:	119	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	10
New Chunks Explored:	123722	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2204	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	554928	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8057	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
New Chunks Explored:	873067	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	2957
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.