Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3924
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	284
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	267	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	987067	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	136	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	2461	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.