Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1310
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	62
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3987
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	206	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Emeralds Found:	1491	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Animals Bred:	178
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!