Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Farms Harvested:	310
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Void Gems Collected:	22	Love Letters Sent:	13
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Star Shards Collected:	163	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	148

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mines Excavated:	4341
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1684
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8743	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1010
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4084	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.