Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1248
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5904

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9603
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1632
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	1601	Animals Bred:	98
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	4051	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.