Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crops Grown:	9300	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	129
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3313	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	793	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.