Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Buildings Constructed:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	216
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6106

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	132	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!