Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8220
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	338	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	129	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	876

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	6802	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2483
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!