Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crops Grown:	8705
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ores Mined:	5663	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1790	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Projections Made:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6378

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	670
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Farms Harvested:	112
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.