Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	203
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	4098
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6457	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Buildings Constructed:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1247
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Potions Brewed:	179
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Farms Harvested:	156	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	547	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.