Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimension Hops:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Items Found:	1712
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4342	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	503
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Crops Grown:	7441	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.