Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Magic Items Found:	4234
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	1052

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ores Mined:	7135	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8950	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1773
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1302	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	741880
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	4599
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4669	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Emeralds Found:	586
Ores Mined:	5709	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.