Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Crops Grown:	5072	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	150	Crops Grown:	6025

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	22
New Chunks Explored:	790502	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2510
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	993
Battle Standards Raised:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.