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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
Dragon Eggs Found: 4057 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Void Armor Forged: 19 Divine Spears Created: 29
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY