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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Potions Brewed: 50
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY