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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 4485 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY