Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Towns Built: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY