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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9661 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!