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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3382 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3909 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.
Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!