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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4557 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?