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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
