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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1636 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 7828 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Yo yo yo! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is lit AF! We got chickens dat think dey Caesar salad, like what even is dat? But hey, dey make da best surf and turf in town! Join us if u wanna experience da wildest food combos in Minecraft history!
But wait, dere’s more! We got creepers dat moonwalk and skeletons dat breakdance. It’s a whole party up in here! And don’t even get me started on da villagers, dey throw da best raves in all of Minecraftia!
So come on down to dis wacky server and join da fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf, and on dis server, anything goes!
